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Meena, I’ll tell you something you won’t like to hear! You know, I loved John Howard (Leo), but I had to defeat him because Prakash Saint Paul was feeding on Jashmina too much (my poor Jashmina, how much she suffered in silence!) I had to defeat Scott Morrison (Taurus), because Prakash was eating Daddy too much! Somehow, I made Donald Trump (Gemini) win, even though Prakash is eating my beautiful Phunnu and that shark Albanese is trying to bodygrab Trump; because I need Trump! And I almost defeated Modi (Virgo), because months before the elections. Prakash started eating me up so severely (because he wanted Congress to win) that I was buying a bottle of brandy everyday, to ease the pain!